Me: Mr. T, what do you want for your birthday?
Me (after regaining my senses): Wow. Is there anything you want that costs less than $500? Like, say, some Legos or comic books?
Mr. T: Comic books are cool. And I'd like a chocolate cake.
Can you guess what Mr. T will get for his birthday this weekend? I'll leave you with three hints: it won't have an engine or a motor, it won't require additional insurance or a "plan" with minutes, and it'll have fewer than 10 keys/buttons/switches.