Phrases you'd likely hear at my house if you hung out with me for a day:
Buckle up, Chuck.
(Get it? "Upchuck?")
Pitter-patter, let's get at her.
You're killing me, Smalls!
(From The Sandlot)
I told you yesterday, they don't have names!
(Mostly said while playing Sequence Jr.)
The sun is shining, the tank is clean and we--the tank is clean? The tank is CLEAN?!?
(From Finding Nemo)
Excuse me, excuse me
From the bottom of my heart
If it would've come out the other end
It would've been a fart.
(Said while doing the hand motions, when asking for a snack, from Wallace & Gromit)