Age 5: Eat my mushy yucky broccoli or go to bed early.
Age 10: Blow all my allowance on doll clothes or save up 10 allowances for a doll house.
Age 15: Keep "going with" Chad Smith who is kind, stable, a bad kisser and rather boring or write first break up note ever, make him & all friends hate you and be totally single.
Age 20: Take Political Science at 8:00 M/T/R or Religious Studies at 9:00 M/W/F to fulfill humanities requirement.
Age 25: Begin Masters degree in C&I to become better teacher or English to attempt teaching at a college.
Age 30: Drive 5 hours west to my side of the family for Christmas and have Mr. D & his family unhappy or drive 5 hours south to Mr. D's side of the family for Christmas and have my family unhappy.
Age 35: Control weed problem in field with illegal, air polluting and potentially dangerous burning or apply polluting, toxic, poisonous herbicide.
Age 37: Take cold medicine so I can breathe but get jittery and stay awake all night or wake up all night because I can't breathe due to clogged nose.
What's your rock and hard place lately?