Mr. T: I've decided where I want to have my birthday party this year!
Me: You have? Where?
Mr. T: Hell's Kitchen!
Mr. T: (incorrectly interpreting my look of shock wherein I am calculating the sheer expense and improbability of granting said birthday party) Don't worry, Mom. Chef Ramsey's just mean on the TV show. He's really nice in real life.
Ah, for the good old days when he only wanted a chainsaw for his birthday...