Monday, March 23, 2009

just toss the box of tissues at me

Dear Reader,

You're wise to stand at a distance and wear that mask. In fact, you might consider updating your anti-virus software because I am quite possibly that toxic.

Sincerely and Congestedly Yours,
The Mistress of Mucus

21 comments:

  1. Blech. So sorry. Wish I were closer so that I could make you some chicken soup.

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  2. Horseradish, mustard, spicy peppers, ummmm... Mucinex??

    Hope you feel better soon!

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  3. I'm so sorry you're sick!
    But what a band of nurses you have there.

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  4. Not only are you sick, you seem to have traveled back in time. Where did you dig up that old photo?

    My remedy is to make a nice hot cup of that lemony Neo-Citran beverage and take some Tylenol AND Advil and have a hot bath. Wear warm PJ's and make Team Testosterone wait on you hand and foot, until of course they fall sick and then you'll be waiting on them.

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  5. Oh no. Like Saucy said, Plenty of hot lemon water for you. Hope you are able to get some rest.

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  6. It brings a whole new meaning to Green Girl.

    ew.

    You know what will feel just great? Curl up with a cozy blanket, a warm bowl of soup, and a good book.

    My crew is always so sweet when I'm sick. (Not quiet, just sweet.) Hope they take good care of you.

    - Julia

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  7. Yucky. Hope you'll be feeling better soon!

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  8. Oh, feel better soon! Hope Team T takes good care of you.

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  9. Oh no. Hope you feel better soon!

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  10. While I'm sorry to hear you're feeling so icky, I have to say this post was hilarious. Well done!!!

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  11. Just this once, I'm glad we are virtual friends.

    Also, try some bourbon and lemon. Seriously.

    Hope you feel better soon!

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  12. Gah! Sounds like you have what I had a few weeks ago - NO FUN!

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  13. I hope the blog doesn't contain any germs. So sorry you're sick. You need a hot toddy.

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  14. Aww poor thing ~ hope you feel better soon!!

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  15. Sending some virtual chicken soup your way.

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  16. You give the age old the concept of being unclean a whole added dimension. I have done as you advised, and am sitting here trying to breathe shallowly behind my mask.

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  17. So sad! Take it easy, there. Tea and couch. That's my magic get well regime.

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  18. I recommend rest and a neti pot.

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  19. Oh no! Get well soon. (Are you sure it's not the green busting out in the great outdoors?)

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  20. So sorry you are feeling so rotten! Hope you are better very soon.

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Spill it, reader.