Clear your place after you eat at the table.
Eat popcorn on the party sheet if you're eating in the living room.
Hold hands and stay together whenever there are cars.
Brush your teeth, wash your hands, put on jammies before bed.
Nobody takes Mr. T's medicine except for Mr. T.
Use a tissue.
Gum belongs in your mouth or in the trash.
Eat something green every day.
Eat healthy food before junk food.
Only mommies can help you clean out your ears.
No rough housing on mom & dad's bed.
No playing in mom & dad's room.
You can play as crazy as you want upstairs, in the basement or outside.
SHUT THE DOOR!
Hang your coat on a hook, don't leave it on the floor.
Dirty clothes go in the hamper.
No snacks right before lunch or dinner.
Might for right.
No kids by the pool without a grown up.
No toys in the driveway or behind parked cars--unless you want them run over.
Everyone helps work and we all get to play longer.
Wash your hands after you eat.
Buckle up in the Momvan.
Aim for the center of the toilet bowl and pay attention.
Respect grown ups.
If you wake up in the middle of the night you can sleep on the couch in the living room, anywhere upstairs, or in a sleeping bag on the floor in mom & dad's room.
Hang up wet clothes.
Put karate uniforms on the steps.
Pick up your toys.
You can only watch Disney Channel or PBS Kids. Anything else needs parental approval.
Soda is for very special occasions.
What crazy rules do you have at your house?