Noticing long fingernails on men.
Tantrum-throwers--the ones in public with caretakers who won't remove them from the scene, preferring to beg and plead and bargain.
My golf swing.
Mr. D's baseball team. Last year if the opposing team hit a pop fly, we sat back comfortably, knowing it was an easy out. This year? The outfield and infield are like a giant sieve--will the runner get to first? Second? Third? Between the suspense and the terror, this season is killing us.
The concession stand worker coughing up a lung while serving up our burgers and hot dogs at last weekend's game.
Parks and Recreation.
Buying our favorite bacon at a fantastic price--and realizing after I've tossed several packages in my cart that it's probably marked down because of Swine Flu. Which really isn't linked to my Oscar Meyer Hearty Thick Cut Bacon, right? Right?
What's missing from this list?
In other breaking news, we're trying Mr. T on a dairy free diet (since I've read lots about neurological disorders and their symptoms linked to food sensitivities). Apparently our family eats a LOT of cheese. If you have any suggestions on "hidden" dairy or on good dairy-free foods, please let me know!