While watching a plane swoop and veer back and forth across a cornfield yesterday, Mr. B remarked to me, "Look at that crazy plane. I wonder why he's flying like that."
Me: "That's called a crop duster. Farmers use it to spray their crops."
Mr. B: (with a giant grin) "Wow! I never knew that farmers were cool like that--having planes! I always thought they were boring."
Me: "Buddy, farmers are some of the coolest people around."
Then I proceeded to tell him all about the lasers they use to cut corn and the special night-vision goggles for milking at 4 a.m.
Spill it, reader. For fun. What super-cool power tool would you give someone with a "boring" profession? Bonus points if you give a super-cool power tool to an accountant!