Oh people! How could no one suggest a doctor with X-ray vision? Or a waitress with 10 arms and hands so she could wait on tables of ten without a sweat? A mother with Automatic Stun-Ray Gaze to freeze her children in place? I'm blaming the heat and humidity for sapping our creative juices over the weekend.
Meanwhile, back at Chez Green Girl, we had a party over the weekend.
We mixed 15 boys with a giant inflatable waterslide
and a swimming pool
and a bunch of food.
Then we sent them home tired, shriveled and damp, making certain each waterlogged boy had his own swim noodle clutched in his pruned fingers. Mr. G felt confident he'd had the best birthday party in his whole life. I have to agree.