Ok, that is good stuff! Loving how you're sssssso funny this early in the morning--you feelin like p diddy too? ;)
Oooooh! That's the one that had escaped a while back! 'Mrs. Justin Bieber', I like it!
Maybe I should be embarrassed - I follow the cobra on Twitter. I don't know who tweets this strand, but they're brilliant. My favorite was his review of "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" -- snake said, "That Daniel Radcliffe, he really speaks to me."
I love your new header!I have not given in to Twitter yet, but my resolve is weakening.
"A lot of you are asking for details of my capture. Basically I was caught between the moon and New York City."HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!I don't tweet or scrapbook, either. I do Facebook but I wasn't sure why until today...when I learned that a guy in my HS class was just elected mayor of my hometown. Cool, huh?
this story was on our news. I thought it was funny when I watched the segment. I'm not sure I would've followed it, though.
you don't facebook????? That's how I keep up with my friends and co-workers! (Yes, even the ones I see every day....)that is a pretty funny twitter feed though :)
I'm way too long-winded to tweet. That said, if everyone with a twitter account was as funny as whoever writes for the snake, I'd be utterly addicted.
Spill it, reader.