Stop barking. Your new kennel is very nice. One of the nicest ever built. Nicer than our basement. Accept your new digs.
And stop peeing on my flowers. My perennials are turning brown, totally unacceptable and expensive to replace. Pee freely and with abandon on the 59 acres of unlandscaped turf.
Go away. Mr. T has planned a pool party today. All his friends want to play. Go away.
I appreciate your prompt response in this matter.
Dear Mr. D,
Yes, I'm out of sorts. I'm sorry. We need to talk--for longer than short phone conversations. There's a lot going on and we need to stay connected better.
Dear Head Baseball Coach,
Give Mr. D a schedule if you expect him to help. Duh.
Dear New Refrigerator,
I really really really really like you. Your ice dispenser is neat. I like that all of your drawers are stacked together in the bottom of the fridge side. I like the bigger freezer space. I like that you are clean and white and bright. Never change.