In my Oscar Fantasy (the one where I accept Best original Screenplay) I'm wearing Colin Firth on my arm. I tell the red carpet people, "He went to Jared for the diamonds and the shoes are by Clarks."
Tim Gunn would fawn over my wit and then I'd say, "Seriously, I'm wearing Elie Saab."
Oscar Reality involved Horny Toad yoga pants, a souvenir t-shirt Mr. D bought for me in Arizona and a pair of socks by an unknown designer.
Spill it, reader. What did you wear to the Oscars?
Yes, this was a gratuitous post written only to put up the photo of Colin.