Thursday, October 18, 2012

stumper

The boys are big into the "Who Would Win?" books. 

Who would win--a scorpion or a tarantula?  You have to count speed.

Who would win--a Wookie or Sand People?  You have to count special moves.

Who would win--Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker?  You have to count weapons.

Who would win--a saltwater crocodile or a great white shark?  You have to count endurance.
 

Who would win--a polar bear or a grizzly bear?  You have to count ferocity, not just size.

So the other day I asked them "Who would win--mom or dad?"

Their response:


To the death or what kind of a battle are we talking here?

For some reason that just cracked me up.





8 comments:

  1. Ar least they assume that there are battles that you will win.

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  2. It could be that they assume you'll win, but are checking to see if there are any handicapping factors that would give the win to D.

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  3. I'm pretty sure Emma's answer would be a definite "mom". If I knew an emoticon for a smirk, I'd put it here.

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  4. They have to be careful how they answer that one!

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  5. Gotta have the specifics before you go into battle Mom.
    Endurance? Mom Wit? Mom Patience? Mom
    Muscle? Dad

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  6. If it was a battle of folding washing wiping running its mom by a mile or maybe 26. Til the death ...definitely dad. I don't even kill spiders and I HATE them

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