Here's my most recent conundrum. I read you're supposed to wash your hair every other day. I've got a shower cap of excellent quality purchased from my local five and dime. Every other day I wash my hair. On my shampoo-free days, I pull on the shower cap and clean only my body.
I also read you're supposed to do cardio five times a week. Do you know what happens when I do cardio? I SWEAT. I turn into a wet, sloppy, stinky MESS. All of me does, including my hair. So, five times a week cardio--but only wash my hair every other day. These rules and expectations simply don't add up!
So, I'm doing what every other self-respecting woman ought to do in this situation. I'm cashing in and tuning out.
Oh, Green Girl, you can't fool us. We know you tuned out years ago.
You're right, reader, I have. I don't read women's magazines, I ignore most of what's on TV, I gave up on fashion and hand-crafted and smooth, exfoliated skin a long, long time ago. What I'm asking is this: for the love of all things holy, will the rest of you join me? Because frankly, you're making me look bad by comparison.