I know! I actually attended karate class this week! For the first time in two months!
See if you can guess which one was me:
"Hey, I hear there's a new karate book coming out soon."
"Yeah, that's the word on the street."
"I heard it's supposed to be pretty good."
"I read it about a hundred times. It's not bad."
Meanwhile ... formatting issues now plague the Kindle version. All that crap people tell you about enjoying the creative control over their work? Bullshit.
And now I'm off to clench my teeth and fiddle with paragraph indentations some more...